Dear Lord Palimor,
This is an outrage!!!!#$%&. The thirteen colonies are revolting more than ever before and the problem is not being fixed. All those useless acts you asked me to pass have done nothing but make them angrier! DUMPING TEA IN BOSTON HARBOUR!!!!. I will not have this I expect it fixed soon. With the colonies wanting to revolt we are facing a problem because we are still weak from our fight with France so we will not be able to suppress them. I have a brilliant idea; you fix this or I'll come over and fix you! I will be visiting soon, I expect results.
Signed,
The King
Alright alright. But what do i do? I can't march over stand on a barrel and yell to the general public "Yes we make you mad but you must not revolt!" I'd get killed right on the spot. How do you suggest that I go about this? Should I send a messanger so you don't have to look for another advisor? If you could answere me then much obliged.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this?!? All of this tea going to waste!!! How could this happen?!?!? What is the world coming to? think of the little tea children!! (sniff sniff) I will be sure to put an end to this tea-wasting. The world must be saved, for the good of all mankind! And tea!
ReplyDeleteOUTRAGEOUS I SAY! What kind of people would DUMP OUT TEA? Is that not ridiculous? So offensive to tea makers!
ReplyDeleteThe poor tea *sniff sniff*. Who would waste the tea just because they are mad?!?! CRAZY!!!
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