Dear General Sheaffe.
You have some colossal gaul to dare blame me on your loss at Put-in-Bay. My orders to defend the American coast were necessary, the losses could have been much greater had you not defended the coast. My decisions do not affect battles your useless command does. This though is not the least of my anger. This anger is not directed at you but it is at that fool Proctor. At night I have dreams about RIPPING HIM LIMB FROM LIMB AND THROWING HIM IN A PIT FULL OF CROCODILES !#$#$^%!&%#$!&!!!!
Despite all my many angers I am still very pleased that you have managed at leaast one victory at Chateauguay. It is an important strategic victory like you said. You must continue to fight this war with unrelenting vigor until it's end despite all odds.
Signed,
His Majesty
Dear your "Majesty"
ReplyDeleteIt has come to my attention that you wrote some...nasty things about me on your your blog. None of these things are my fault, and you brought failure upon yourself.
Thus extends our Rivalry.
-Proctor
P.S. Go @#$%^&**$#^$@%^*^$#$%^%%#$^ yourself.